Life On A Dead Planet

Half Time Pie (an attempt at poetry)

A few years ago, on a visit to Scotland to see friends and family I took my eldest daughter, who would have been around fifteen at the time to see a game of football in Dundee.

It was December 29. 2007, and Dundee were playing Partick Thistle at Dens Park.

These were my notes after the game. A bit of football poetry for you!

I’m sitting in the North Stand at Dens
Watching the Dee take on the Jags
Freezing my knackers off
In a half empty stadium
Forty-five minutes of keech
First Division football at its best Then a greasy pie at half time
And coffee to keep the hands warm

In the second half
When the goal comes in the last minute
as a scuffed effort from ten yards squirms under the keeper
I’m dancing in the aisles
‘mon Dundee!
It’s not that I support them
But I got carried away with the moment
Football does that to you.

Dens 1952

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